i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
Y’all seriously need to chill, this wasn’t even that funny
Tracks
Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
#fortune cookies by leonard mccoy #”’your efforts will result in much profit. or not. shit happens.’ bones i didn’t order sadness with my lo mein.”
bark
so my fondness for Sollux basically followed a J-curve graph formation throughout Homestuck
roxy’s dress ended up looking like a figure skater’s outfit in the sketch so i just ran with it
gone like the wind (pchoooo)
i’m trying to draw as much as i can before school starts monday ;-;
fun with color palettes
(Source: chouettechouette)
my mum is forcing me to wear flip flops on our cruise and
stOP REBLOGGING THIS JFC I KEEP GETTING MESSAGES TELLING ME TO PUT PETE WENTZ’ FACE ON THEM
indicativeof-sideways-escalation:
Imagine a pop culture trivia contest between Castiel, Thor, Steve Rogers, Spock and Sherlock.
Somebody please write this.
Castiel would win because he’s got his boyfriend praying all the right answers to him.
Too bad Cas can’t hear those prayers anymore.
you shut your mouth
TOO SOON
ahem, who said the line “if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the solution.”
Sherlock: Spock!Spock: Sherlock!
stare at each other awkwardly for a minute…
… Correct!
“Well wait, what’s the answer?!”
“both cannot be correct, that is illogical!”
(Source: samandriel)
cinema’s most closely guarded secret.
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
LOVE THIS
(Source: tonkswyrda)
So I found this shirt …
